![]() ![]() “The Celebration Tour” is coming at the end of the year defined by three other superstar artists on the road - Taylor Swift’s “Eras” tour, which became the first concert in history to gross $1 billion globally Beyonce’s “Renaissance” and SZA’s “SOS” tour. But for all that she’s changed music, she may, today, be chasing the descendants her fame helped create. Madonna, after all, doesn’t co-headline with anyone - not even herself. Let’s see if she’s ticklish.” The real Madonna poked the other Madonna, hugged her, and then seemed peeved to be sharing the spotlight, so she ordered her to sit down. Have you met myself? She was little bit shy back in the day. First of all - I mean, fifth of all, I want you to meet myself. “You don’t understand - the love from a New Yorker is like making a big fat smelly rat come up to you and put your arms around you: ‘I made it.’ I’m not comparing you guys to rats,” she continued. ![]() Thank you for standing by me, for your support, your love. Yeah, four decades, motherfuckers! And I got to tell you, I didn’t think I was going to make it this summer, but here I am. First of all, no one is more surprised that I have made it this far than me. People can speak my language, the language of c–t! Uh, I don’t know where to begin. Please someone, touch me.” Madonna, at 65, looked at her younger doppelganger. The enthusiasm, the joy, it’s just coming out of my pores. ![]()
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